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I loved Faerie Tale Theatre as a kid. Sometimes it really freaked me out, but I’d usually just fast forward through those Shelly Duvall introductions.

The second season of Gossip Girl, which I purchased (okay, let’s move past it) for 12.99, went up to 43.99 two days later, down to 20.99 three days after that, and is — as of now — 43.49.

(I’m not obsessively watching the price of Gossip Girl for no good reason — I was trying to pick it up for my fourteen year old sister in law (role model powers, activate!), but I’m also cheap so I’m not going to pay almost forty-five bucks for it.)

What’s with Amazon’s spastic pricing? I wonder if that’s a common occurrence.

And I can’t believe no one here has brought up the faux-holiday, MerlinPeen.

Seriously, Tumblr?

Redcloud reminded me that I have to start getting ready for Festivus. I was going to begin airing my greivances, but you guys stole all my thunder, so I’ll wait on that until I’m eating my Festivus dinner of chicken fries* and greasy onion rings from Burger King. I guess all that’s left is to move the stripper pole um, regular pole out into the living room and prepare for the feats of strength.

*I actually had to eat those things once, something that I want to forget but am not letting myself because I figure the doctor will want to know when I’m inevitably diagnosed with cancer of the tongue, throat, or stomach. Could there be a more unappealing name and shape for chicken to be presented in?

yhf:

James Marsters, WhedonCon 2032.

I WILL NEVER LOOK AT JAMES MARSTERS THE SAME WAY AND I HATE YOU FOREVER NOW, JIM.

[via lilykily:pocketcontents:halfbakedidea:thisistheglamorous:youmakemefeel]

Daniel: Can I ask you a question? Do you add the word “gay’ to any regular word just to kind of make it your own?

Marc: Gaybe, gaybe not.

I want to quit loving Ugly Betty, I just don’t know how.

Dwight Schrute

He’s like Jesus, in a way.

Me: You’re in my seat.

Ryan: So? Sit on the other end of the couch.

Me: [long pause] You’re in my seat.

Ryan: Seriously?

Me: I always sit there. You’re in my seat.

Ryan: It’s funny on TV, but actually living with Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory is tiring.

Me: People don’t sit in my seat.

The one with the… hair. And the eyeballs.

Tracey Ullman as Ally McBeal’s therapist