shoesonwrong

I wish for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
Do I ever cross your mind in the warm sunshine?

This is why you do NOT let your child have access to MTV in 1999. Because ten years later and she will know all the lyrics to LFO’s song “Girl on TV”. I appreciate the attempt to let me have fun by allowing me to watch MTV while mom was out, dad, but I think this may have been an instance where more harm was inflicted.

Also, according to Wikipedia, LFO stands for Lyte Funky Ones.

What with all my talk of fundies and G-Rock and Jesus People lately, I feel I should bring up this book. It’s fantastic, and a little bit terrifying. Click the picture to go to the Amazon page.

(Also, I think I used the right link for some of the money to go to gesteves if you buy it. Maybe not? Amazon confuses me. Especially now that it keeps pressuring me to use a “Pay Phrase” and the last one it suggested was “Andrea’s Intense Warmth.” NO.)

Look, all body envy aside, I know Megan Fox is, well, a fox. Look at her. It’s not even just her long lines and curves in all the right, culturally accepted places that make her sexy. She carries herself well, with confidence and grace, and, frankly, seems far more intelligent than one might expect from a woman who has made her name by doing a lot of mindless bimbo running and screaming on the big screen. I don’t ever want her to visit my home for fear that she actually does put out some sort of low-frequency sex beacon that draws all humans in a ten block radius to her, but I like Megan Fox.

BUT GOOD GOD THOSE HALF OPEN SEXY SEX FACE LIPS HAVE GOT TO STOP. They are a slight pucker away from becoming Zoolander-ish. I don’t know if she’s trying to show us how constantly aroused she is or that she just came from blowing someone, but it mostly gives the impression she needs to regularly spritz down her teeth to keep them from drying out.

edit: What do you know, uploading multiple pictures creates a thumbnail that, when clicked, turns into a slideshow. I have created a Megan Fox sexy sex face slideshow. This is a new high, or possibly low, for myself.

katefeetie:

indefensible:

Rainbow parties have always been a myth. You can never get women to wear yellow or green lipstick. Oprah was on crack when she popularised this myth and set up a generation of sexually active men for disappointment.

I was quite a bit younger when I first heard about Rainbow Parties, and even then I didn’t believe them. My immediate thougths were like so: 1) Where the fuck do you get all of those colors of lipsticks? Plus, no women would wear them, and 2)The entire concept does not account for necessary sliding motions. All of the lipsticks would get all mixed together and make some ugly purple color. And if some idiot brought long-wearing lipstick then the guy’d probably wake up the next morning thinking he has Cockitis or some horrible man-disease.

Here’s my penis-related post for the day. Have a good one, everybody.

I would just like to say “Cockitis” FOR THE WIN.