shoesonwrong

malackey:

shoesonwrong:

yhf:

shoesonwrong:

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I hope to meet a lot of you eventually, but it just won’t be this January.

If you’ll stop setting it aflame every few tweets, maybe some of us can come to Detroit.

I know. Telling people about not coming to San Francisco upset me so much, I started a small trashcan fire. But I think I can get it under control. With the help of several firemen. Several dozen firemen.

Okay, I think now is when we need to start evacuating people.

On the other hand, you have single handedly tripled the property values downtown by getting rid of all those abandoned buildings before they became crack dens.

Come on. Even if I take care of the little potential crack dens, they’re just going to set up shop on those dozens of empty floors in the GM Ren Cen, the half empty Chase building, or that abandoned skyscraper across from Campus Martius.

Wow, I am not selling this place.

COME SEE SUNNY DOWNTOWN DETROIT!