I have been able to stay awake later than my mother since birth.
GCPOYT
“Since Obama has been in office the US has lost 2.7 billion jobs.”
From a post in the ever-amusing rants and raves section of the Detroit Metro Craigslist.
The poster then goes on to say that U.S. unemployment will rise to 25% or maybe even 30%, thus leading me to believe that this person measures the world’s population in the zillions, possibly gajillions.
Look, all body envy aside, I know Megan Fox is, well, a fox. Look at her. It’s not even just her long lines and curves in all the right, culturally accepted places that make her sexy. She carries herself well, with confidence and grace, and, frankly, seems far more intelligent than one might expect from a woman who has made her name by doing a lot of mindless bimbo running and screaming on the big screen. I don’t ever want her to visit my home for fear that she actually does put out some sort of low-frequency sex beacon that draws all humans in a ten block radius to her, but I like Megan Fox.
BUT GOOD GOD THOSE HALF OPEN SEXY SEX FACE LIPS HAVE GOT TO STOP. They are a slight pucker away from becoming Zoolander-ish. I don’t know if she’s trying to show us how constantly aroused she is or that she just came from blowing someone, but it mostly gives the impression she needs to regularly spritz down her teeth to keep them from drying out.
edit: What do you know, uploading multiple pictures creates a thumbnail that, when clicked, turns into a slideshow. I have created a Megan Fox sexy sex face slideshow. This is a new high, or possibly low, for myself.
